Dude, what are you blathering about? MPFC preseason 2024
2024 MPFC pre-season
A minute to blather on and some important shit…
Take err easy dude. For a moment this moment any moment be effortless. At least be the dude, the sage, or the MF master if you can.
Embrace our voluntary attempt to overcome unnecessary obstacles together. It is just a game. It’s like the ref’s opinion man his imagination he is the anointed overlord of these perceived obstacles. They may have an obstructed view. No VAR just a minor error that won’t matter in 90 min. It isn’t Nam, no one dies, “nothing is f$?ked here dude” Just raise a hand in appeal and talk to Cap or I not the ref. Don’t take a card or rant that gets league bylaws and soliciting involved then pornographers are politicians and ffs the paperwork, and the appeals we don’t have the time.
So pregame I'm gonna chant or listen to some tunes, drop some bitter tonic(cup of joe, coffee) and try to rouse my inner Dude.
Why am I trying to be something else? I was raised as an extractive raging capitalist f@$k I am “the man” the capital, the unseen villain in some stories. My formal training is as a healer I still do that steeped in science, math and Bayes’ Theorem. Now I know better, I want to do better and you lot are along for the ride while I try to become a Stochastic Shaman…
Shit rambled on again there to preseason pregame, first sorry I will be raging against entropy or just getting my check while you guys get to roll.
Te Wéro (the challenge)
“Easy” Call out, “Time” “Carry” “easy” “what you see”, “Let’s Roll”
(Or “pressure” if it is on keep the chatter up).
When someone yells easy calm, use the Wú Wéi the path of ease, KISS keep it simple stupid, High-percentage passes and quick triangles make the ball work hard.
Right, ffs that was long. Whose on beers? Let’s roll Plunderers! wax lyrical...